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By Nick Nilsson
Take a humorous
look at what being a dedicated trainer is all
about...you may recognize yourself!!
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1.
If, on a job application, under "Previous Employment,"
you've listed weight training and under "Hobbies"
you've listed your actual previous employment.
2. If you've ever made yourself so sore that it
either takes you a full minute to sit on the toilet
or you have to fall down onto it.
3. If you've been banned from an all-you-can-eat
buffet restaurant.
4. If you've ever broken a bone and tried to "train
around it."
5. If you're buying a home and the first thing you
look for is where your training equipment will go
(not how big the kitchen is or if there's a furnace
or running water or anything like that).
6. If you've ever mentally calculated the protein
content of a piece of your own birthday cake.
7. If you'd vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger regardless
of of his views, policies or even what he's running
for.
8. If everybody you know asks you to help them when
they move because you can lift heavy things.
9. If Navy Seal training "looks like fun."
10. If you've ever had to scratch your nose in the
middle of a set and you've used the weight to scratch
it.
11. If you've brought skinless chicken breasts to
a rock concert instead of beer.
12. If you can remember your One Rep Max for 76
different exercises but you can't remember your
family and friends birthdays.
13. You've kept an old vitamin bottle for 12 years
because it "brings back memories."
14. If your fridge has more than 6 cartons of eggs
in it at any given time.
15. If, when you travel, you pack an extra bag just
for your supplements.
16. If your marriage vows include the words "for
better or for worse or for pre-contest dieting."
17. If your idea of a good leg workout is one where
you work them so hard you can't take two steps without
falling down after a set.
18. If you use the squat rack more for squats than
you do for barbell curls.
19. If your spotter is yelling "It's all you!"
and it actually is.
20. You do bicep curls with your grocery bags as
you bring them in.
21. You mix tuna into your cereal to get more protein.
22. If you need to go to therapy if you miss two
workouts in a row.
23. If the thought of lifting a car sounds perfectly
reasonable to you.
24. If you've ever set a 45-pound plate on your
lap and used it as a TV tray for eating dinner.
25. If you set your alarm to wake up in the middle
of the night to drink a protein shake.
26. If you don't even have to set your alarm anymore
to wake up in the middle of the night to drink a
protein shake.
27. If you've ever wrapped the calorie counter on
a cardio machine back around to zero.
28. If you've ever had to add extra weight to a
machine because there's just not enough weight on
it for you.
29. You mix protein powder into your condiments.
30. If you're regularly the very first, very last,
or only person in your gym.
31. If you've laughed at any single one of the items
in this article because it describes you perfectly. |
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